GET YOUR TOOTHPICKS READY! IT'S NEARLY WINE AND CHEESE TASTING TIME!

The blind wine tasting and cheese nibbling weekend is nearly here and not very many revilers have signed up for the First ever Wine and Cheese tasting party at the club house. We are going to be sampling wine from the Pinot Noir grape, and if you know anything about the Willamette Valley, this is their primere wine . We have been able to persuade five vintners to participate in our "First Ever" and if your not sure whether you want to attend or not, I just want to say" it was very difficult to get oor sponsors to part with the liquid gold, so this may also be or "Last Ever".

No one is going to ask you swirl the wine, hold it up to the light, place your nose over the rim of the glass, inhale deeply and then suck in a teaspoonful of wine into your mouth and say aahhhhh, ( unless you want to). We are just going to have some fun, enjoy some wine and fellowship, and snack on some cheese and fingerfoods. Afterwards, I believe we're going to have our August B'day party.

So sign up on the sign up sheets in the clubhouse and we'll see yah-all on the 15th 3P.M. Sharp

BLIND WINE TASTING IN AUGUST



_{ben davi}

I have taken it upon myself to contact several wineries to ask for wine for our upcoming wine tasting party this August.
Two very gracious wineries have already responded by saying they would send some wine. I am hoping to hear from others before the event occurs. This will be a sign-up event, and all those who wish to attend may do so. If it is well received and well attended, who knows, we might be able to make it a regular activity several times a year. P.S. If you'll notice the new boxes on the left side of the browser window, you'll see the two sponsors and contributors so far for the event. Try them out!
Benton-Lane is exceptionally high in Resveratrol, a powerful anti-oxidant that is known to strengthen the immune system, kill cancer, and prolong life. P.P.S. This information is taken from THEIR brochure.

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BEST OF LUCK TO RON THOMAS
WISH YOU THE BEST ON YOUR OPERATION ON TUESDAY JUNE 15TH, GET WELL QUICK WE NEED YOU ON THE HILL.

ONE MORE TIME


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Folks.. Wally has a couple of web pages that we worked on last year so his html is pretty good. Wally if there is anything you want to ask just ask the question in a post and I will try to answer it for you. The rest of you folks can follow along and if something interests you just put a question in the comments.

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VOLUNTEERS NEEDED






Ron Thomas along with the assistance of Charles Burke has secured LVH a spot in front of Wal-Mart on Saturday June 5th from 10 am to 2 pm and then again on Saturday June 19th from 10 am to 2 pm. We will need 2 people per shift to work 2 hours each or 4 people per shift to work only 1-hour shifts. Sign Up sheet is posted at clubhouse. This is your opportunity to help sell the Izzy’s Books. We still have approximately 350 books remaining.

We also will need to borrow a card table and 2 folding chairs and I need someone who is good at sign making. If we have a sign that could hang from the table or stand up on something it would save time explaining what we were selling. However considering the wind in Newport the sign will need to be stable. All you creative folks get your thinking caps on and help me out here. If you have been saying I wish there was something I could do to contribute, here is your opportunity. If you are good at setting, talking and taking money this job is for you.

MANUFACTURED HOME PARK RESIDENT GROUP PURCHASES OREGON PARK




The residents of Springlake Park, Scappoose, OR, have completed the purchase of their park through their newly created resident cooperative corporation, Springlake Community, Inc. (SCI). This is the first resident coop park purchase in Oregon.

Springlake is a 147-site, 5-star, "55 & Older" manufactured home park located about 20 miles northwest of Portland at 51359 SE Springlake Loop, Scappoose, OR. The park includes a 3500 sq. ft. clubhouse, two small lakes, and RV storage with electrical outlets. The park was built in several phases from 1986 to 1998 and contains primarily doublewide homes with attached, two-car garages. The property has 23 sites that had never been occupied.

SCI was formed in 2003 to purchase the property. The purchase was completed in September 2003, when 83 residents each purchased a membership in the corporation for $15,000. 36 residents funded their membership out of personal funds. PMC Financial Services made loans to the other 47 participants through PMC's membership purchase program. This program provided 95% loans of $14,250 and was available to all residents. SCI also provided down payment assistance loans, if needed.

This equity, combined with a $5.83 million conduit first mortgage loan, enabled the group to purchase the property for $6.6 million (about $44,900 per site or $53,200 per occupied site). The Oregon Department of Housing and Community Services (HCS) provided critical initial pre-development funding through a $100,000 loan to the resident group.

The residents and PMC developed an organizational and financing plan. There were three (3) goals: 1) have a membership group of at least 60% of the occupied sites, 2) have a total average monthly payment (including loan payments) after acquisition of not more than 120% of the prior site rent payment, and, 3) have a down payment, for those residents borrowing the membership price, of less than two months site rent.

The goals were achieved with 67% participation, member payments 19% over the average site rent of $395, and a downpayment of 95% of the target amount. Member payments are expected to decline in the future as the vacant sites are leased.

The SCI Board approved the plan in April 2003 and signed a Purchase & Sale Agreement with the owner in late April. About 4 & 1/2 months later, the transaction closed. The first mortgage loan was originated with an interest rate of 5.83%, with a 25-year amortization and 10-year term.

Both HUD and Fannie Mae declined to finance the park. HUD took the position that they will not finance "55 & Older" parks, despite the fact that the "55 & Older" requirements were created by the HUD Fair Housing office and implemented by the Housing For Older Persons (HOPA) Act. Fannie Mae took the position that they will not finance resident-owned parks.

Park Purchasing Is A Reality In Oregon!


_{Donna Talarski}

This article may have already appeared on this page, but I thought it might me worth printing again.


From small seeds grow great trees. From seeds of hope comes great promise! !
Springlake Mobile Home Park is now owned by its residents. During the Annual Conference, held in Eugene, a complete summary of the park purchase was given by the residents, and Dean Sargent and Tony Woller, both from PMC Financial Services. PMC was instrumental in providing both financial and legal guidance during the negotiations and finalization of the purchase.

For those of you who have attended the annual seminars you will remember Dean Sargent, who has previously given a presentation on park purchasing. He, and the organization that he is associated with, PMC Financial Services, were instrumental in bringing about this development. While the paper work of such an endeavor can be almost overwhelming the residents of Springlake worked diligently with PMC Financial Services to achieve their goal.

Dean also credited OSTA for their participation in the purchase. He pointed out that OSTA, through the efforts of Pat Schwoch, were instrumental in obtaining "bridge financing" from Housing and Community Services.

A number of preliminary steps are essential to residents, who reside in a manufactured home park and want to be considered as potential buyers for the park.

First and foremost the Oregon State Statutes specifies, in ORS Title 10, Chapter 90, 90.815, that "A facility purchase association shall comply with the provisions of ORS chapters 60, 62 and 65 before making the offer provided under ORS 90.820." Very simply put this means that residents, in a manufactured home park, must form a non-profit corporation in order to be eligible for participation in a park purchase plan. There are also other requirements that must be met, by the residents, to be eligibile to purchase their park.

PMC Financial Services offers the necessary expertise and guidance for those interested in pursuing a park purchase and Dean Sargent is more than glad to discuss the program with residents.Click here for additional information

Different Strokes



_{Donna Talarski}

Ron, thank you for the kind words, my intention when I made the statement “Trust me people in LVH have Comments” was not for accolades but to show that we have varying viewpoints. I am excited when I hear folks talking at the clubhouse about what is going on, even if they don’t agree with it. In their own way they are involved. In every group it appears that a few people do most of the work. But when you look closer, you will find the “Silent Majority” of which I choose to believe are the folks working in the background doing the jobs that no one else wants and not asking or requiring any praise or accolades. It is the good neighbor that helps another yet never joins a group or the person that cares for a pet when someone is in the hospital, these are the true heroes.

People in LVH move here for a variety of reasons. Some choose to get involved but other don’t, that is their right. Our agenda is oftentimes not theirs. That does not make us right or them wrong. All I want is to offer the opportunity to everyone to attend the meetings, become involved in groups, and to build bonds with their neighbors if they choose too. If they choose not, then that is their decision and I respect it.

Someone once told me there is something in my personality that requires me being in the forefront. Was she right, maybe? As Lee Icocca once said, “Lead, Follow or get out of the Way.” I would put it more gingerly: “Live, let Live but Be Happy”.

IZZY’S COUPON BOOKS




The Izzy’s coupon books are here and available for sale. The sign up sheet is posted at the clubhouse. There is an opportunity to sell these books outside of Longview if we can get the woman/man power. Some ideas are as follows:

1.Table in front of Wal-Mart or Fred Meyer on Saturday – 4 people could work 2-hour shifts

2.Setup an appointment to be at Pacific Shores Community Clubhouse – 2 people could work 2 hours during the week for one day.

3.Contact Senior Center in Newport – 2 people could be there around lunch any day during the week.

4. Newport police and fire departments.

These are just a few of the possibilities. Remember we are Not for Profit Organization and an over 55 community this allows us a special status. Plus the fact that $4.00 out of every $5.00 goes to charity.

Bottom Line: we need people to be involved a few folks cannot cover all the options. If you have ever used the clubhouse or intend to use it in the future then you have the responsibility to help maintain it for our current and future needs. If you choose to help sell give me a call at 265-5530.

Identity Theft: Security and Privacy While Banking and Buying Online


_{Donna Talarski}



You’re banking and credit account numbers, your social security number, and your address and telephone number are the types of information that define your identity. Online banking and e-commerce have done wondrous things for consumer productivity and convenience. Protection of this type of information has always been critically important, even in the offline, paper world, and long before widespread use of computers or the advent of the web. Yet in our more interconnected, digital world of bits and bytes and rapid data exchange, this type of information is also more vulnerable to unauthorized access and subsequent theft. Consider this:
Most recent estimates sow that identity theft – on line and off line – has affected one in eight U.S. adults.
Americans reported losses of $437 million in 2003 to identity theft and fraud scams.

How Can Consumers Protect Themselves?
Properly dispose of credit card statements and offers by shredding.
Before providing identity information online make sure the site is endorsed by trusted seal issuers such as VeriSign or TRUSTe.
Never give out personal information on the phone, through the mail, or over the Internet unless you’ve initiated contact or are sure of you know who you’re dealing with.
When browsing online, ensure that any program or add-in is downloaded from a trusted source with a valid security certificate.
Use firewall technologies and keep anti-virus and security software current.
Regularly update operating system software to ensure you are running the most current version.
Consumers with cable modems or digital subscriber line (DSL) Internet access should protect their home networks by adding routers equipped with firewalls.

It Helps to get all the Facts before making a Decision


_{Donna Talarski}

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.



Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.


Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B -

He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until

noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.



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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic



and in case you never saw this one..! ....

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?




Give up yet?





It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Friday Funnies


_{Donna Talarski}

Friday Funnies – I’m Fine

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?".
Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say."

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans."

"Shortly after the accident, a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes."

"Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her.'" Then he said, 'How are YOU feeling?'

FOOD FOR THOUGHT


_{Donna Talarski}



Lovely Rose at 87

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us
to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around
when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a
smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is
Rose.

I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?"

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave
me a giant squeeze.

"Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked.
She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and
have a couple of kids..."

"No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be
taking on this challenge at her age.

"I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!"
she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate
milkshake.

We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would
leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to
this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made
friends wherever she went.

She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her
from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football
banquet.

I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to
the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her
three by five cards on the floor.

Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and
simply said, "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this
whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just
tell you what I know."

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, "We do not stop playing
because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.

There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving
success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have a
dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.

We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!

There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do
one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven
years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn
eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea
is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for
things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with
regrets."

She concluded her speech by courageously singing "The Rose."

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our
daily lives.

At the year's end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those
years ago.

One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the
wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all
you can possibly be.

When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to
your friends and family, they'll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

"Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you
know they are always there."










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NEEDED FUND RAISER COORDINATOR




Fund Raiser Coordinator

LVH needs to fill this position. You ask why another coordinator? The residents will soon be placed in a position of replacing needed furniture or equipment at the clubhouse. Since we have no governing body to impose fees on residents the Social Club is proactively trying to raise money to build a fund to be readily available when the need occurs. Bill Hanus was able to secure for the LVH Social Club, Izzys coupon books to sell.

This is a win-win situation. We will sell the books for $5.00 they are a $50.00 value at Izzys, $4.00 dollars will go to local charities such as Samaritan House, Food Share etc. and $1.00 of the profit stays with the LVH residents. At first glance this doesnt sound like much, but we are looking at this being a long-term project. When we sell 1,000 books that is $1,000 dollars in our coffers and better yet $4,000 to donate. When you see Bill Hanus give him a pat on the back and a hand shake for all his tenacious work.

Now to the subject at hand: we need someone who will lead this project. Bill has done the groundwork and will work with Izzys to get the books. We already have several folks willing to be helpers. However, we need someone organized and detailed to coordinate the receipt of money and process the orders. We will have many people involved in the selling. Call me at 265-5530 for further details. This is a worthwhile cause.

FOR ALL YOU CAT LOVERS!!!!!




A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"

AGENDA



LVH SOCIAL CLUB MEETING AGENDA

MONDAY – March 15, 2004



OLD BUSINESS

ü Future Seminar

Department of Justice - Date TBD
Oregon Contractors Board – March 17, 2004
Samaritan PCH Final – April 13, 2004

ü Club House Fixtures Replacement - - Fund Raiser Ideas

ü Flag -

ü Breakfast Crew

ü Advertisers in LVH Newsletter



NEW BUSINESS

v Block Captain Coordinator

v Purchase additional Book Cases for Library

v Other New Business as presented by residents

SOCIAL CLUB MEETS AGAIN




SOCIAL CLUB MEETING

¨ TIME: 4:00 PM

¨ DATE: MONDAY – MARCH 15, 2004

¨ PLACE: LVH CLUBHOUSE








WHAT IS ALL THAT POINTING ABOUT?????

Find A Cure Stamps!





Please read the following story and follow the instructions at the end!
Thanks.


Like most elementary schools, it was typical to have a parade of
students in and out of the health clinic throughout the day. We
dispensed ice for bumps and bruises, Band-Aids for cuts, and liberal
doses of sympathy and hugs. As
principal, my office was right next door to the clinic, so I often
dropped in to lend a hand and help out with the hugs. I knew that
for some kids, mine might be the only one they got all day.


One morning I was putting a Band-Aid on a little girl's scraped
knee. Her blonde hair was matted, and I noticed that she was
shivering in her thin little sleeveless blouse. I found her a warm
sweatshirt and helped her pull it on.
"Thanks for taking care of me," she whispered as she climbed into my
lap and snuggled up against me.


It wasn't long after that when I ran across an unfamiliar lump under
my arm. Cancer, an aggressively spreading kind, had already invaded
thirteen of my lymph nodes. I pondered whether or not to tell the
students about my diagnosis. The word breast seemed so hard to say
out loud to them, and the word cancer seemed so frightening. When
it became evident that the children were going to find out one way
or another, either the straight scoop from me or possibly a garbled
version from someone else, I decided to tell them myself. It wasn't
easy to get the words out, but the empathy and concern I saw in
their faces as I explained it to them told me I had made the right
decision When I gave them a chance to ask questions, they mostly
wanted to know how they could help. I told them that what I would
like best would be their letters, pictures and prayers. I stood by
the gym door as the children solemnly filed out. My little blonde
friend darted out of line and threw herself into my arms. Then she
stepped back to look up into my face. "Don't be afraid, Dr. Perry,"
she said earnestly, "I know you'll be back because now it's our turn
to take care of you."


No one could have ever done a better job. The kids sent me off to my
first chemotherapy session with a hilarious book of nausea remedies
that they had written. A video of every class in the school singing
get-well songs accompanied me to the next chemotherapy appointment.
By the third visit, the nurses were waiting at the door to find out
what I would bring next.


It was a delicate music box that played "I Will Always Love You."
Even when I went into isolation at the hospital for a bone marrow
transplant, the letters and pictures kept coming until they covered
every wall of my room.


Then the kids traced their hands onto colored paper, cut them out
and glued them together to make a freestanding rainbow of helping
hands. "I feel like I've stepped into Disneyland every time I walk
into this room," my doctor
laughed. That was even before the six-foot apple blossom tree
arrived adorned with messages written on paper apples from the
students and teachers. What healing comfort I found in being
surrounded by these tokens of their caring.


At long last I was well enough to return to work. As I headed up the
road to the school, I was suddenly overcome by doubts. What if the
kids have forgotten all about me? I wondered, What if they don't
want a skinny bald principal? What if . . . I caught sight of the
school marquee as I rounded the bend. "Welcome Back, Dr. Perry," it
read. As I drew closer, everywhere I looked were pink ribbons -
ribbons in the windows, tied on the doorknobs, even up in the trees.
The children and staff wore pink ribbons, too.


My blonde buddy was first in line to greet me. "You're back, Dr.
Perry, you're back!" she called. "See, I told you we'd take care of
you!" As I hugged her tight, in the back of my mind I faintly heard
my music box playing . . "I
will always love you."

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SOCIAL CLUB MEETING TODAY!!!!!!

DON'T FORGET THE MEETING TODAY AT 4:00 PM AT THE CLUB HOUSE. EVERYONE WELCOME.

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TIME CHANGE

IDENTITY THEFT WORKSHOP HAS A NEW TIME

3:00 PM ON FRIDAY FEBRUARY 6TH

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IDENTITY THEFT


Longview Hill residents have the opportunity to attend a workshop on February 6th, 1:30 PM at the clubhouse, to hear a speaker from the Justice Department State of Oregon on how to avoid identity theft.

Normally the state requires a guaranteed attendance and larger groups, before they will send out a speaker. However, we were able to tie this date to another obligations already scheduled by the state with the Chamber of Newport. I encourage all residents to attend. You will receive advise, handouts, and solutions, to prohibit someone from stealing your identity. If you are unfortunate enough to have your identity stolen, you will be offered solutions to assist you in the process of regaining.

Since identity theft is the fastest growing scam in America and seniors are oftentimes the targets: we must be armed with all the available defenses. Don’t miss this one time opportunity to hear the facts and get the answers to your questions.

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SCAMS

GP Information Technology has seen a significant increase recently in e-mail scams that lead to fraudulent Web sites, which then steal personal or financial information.

If you receive an e-mail from a financial organization like Citibank or PayPal, do not click on the link or provide any information. Although it may appear as though the e-mail address and Web site are valid, this is a scam that, in addition to stealing your personal information, could also infect your computer with a virus.

If you receive an e-mail from a bank or financial organization asking you to verify your information, do not click on the link or fill in any personal or confidential information. Instead, call their customer service number to confirm and validate any needed information.

Here are some clues that an e-mail may be fraudulent:
· The e-mail requests personal or financial information. Legitimate organizations do not obtain sensitive information through e-mail.
· The Web site it references is not secure. A Web site that begins with “http://” is not secure. The address must begin with “https://”, or the site must have a lock in the bottom right corner of the screen.
· The e-mail has inappropriate text, characters or misspelled words in the subject or body.
· Most fraudulent e-mails seen at GP include the words “verify” or “verification” in the subject.

If you receive an e-mail that appears to be a scam, delete the e-mail immediately.

THIS MESSAGE WAS RECEIVED FROM GEORGIA PACIFIC HEADQUARTERS IN ATLANTA. THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HELPFUL TO ALL COMPUTER USERS.

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SOCIAL MEETING NOTES

LVH Social Club Minutes - January 19, 2004

The January 2004 Social Club meeting was called to order at 4pm on Jan.
19th, at the clubhouse, by chairman, Donna Talarski. 16 residents were in
attendance.

The chairman reported that the minutes from the previous meeting in November
2003 had been posted on the bulletin board for 2 months and would not be
read.

OLD BUSINESS

Donna Talarski discussed the PCH meeting that was held at the clubhouse
recently and said she was unaware, at the time she booked the meeting, that
there would be only one topic of helpful information discussed and the other
two topics were basically a solicitation by PCH for money. She said another
meeting given by PCH was due in April, and she would check first to make
sure it was not a solicitation and would be helpful, informative topics for
the majority of residents, before booking.

Donna also reminded those present that the Oregon Dept. of Justice would
hold a meeting at the clubhouse at 1:30pm on Feb. 2nd, to discuss fraud and
identity theft, and the State Contractor's Board would host a workshop here
on March 17th at 2:00pm on "How to Choose a Contractor" and other related
subjects.

The subject of "Movie Night at the Clubhouse" was tabled for now.

Discussion ensued about the repair and replacement of chairs in the
clubhouse. Don Newman reported that Costco does not have the same kind of
chairs. Don offered to purchase some type of colored pens to spruce up some
of the chairs. Jim Hart suggested it was Management's responsibility to fix
and replace the chairs, not the Social Club's responsibility. Donna Davi
reported that a chair had collapsed under Bill Furgason at Pinochle the
previous Thursday evening, and that he fell hard onto the floor. Ben and
Donna Davi offered to talk with Larry Henson to determine ownership of the
chairs and will report back to the club at next month's meeting.

Donna Talarski gave an update on the "Izzy's" coupon book fund raiser that
had been discussed previously. Izzy's does not feel that LVH Social Club is
a non-profit charitable organization and does not want to fund our "social
club". Bill Hanus has attempted, via 2 letters, to explain to Izzy's, the
charitable contributions LVH residents have made and has tried to come to
some compromise to work with Izzy's. As of this date, there has been no
response from the restaurant.

Joy Newman asked if another restaurant might be willing to work with LVH.
Ben Davi suggested we try to register with the State of Oregon as a
non-profit charitable organization. Jim Hart and Betty Hanus responded that
the LVH Social Club is already registered as a non-profit organization, but
not a non-profit charity.

Donna Talarski reported that she and Betty Hanus would give a report on the
budget in April, covering expenses over the previous 9 months, to determine
if the amounts budgeted were in line with actual expenses. Another report
will be given in July before the new officers assume responsibility for the
club.

Donna also reported on the progress of a US flag for the clubhouse. After
researching costs involved, Donna gave two options to Larry Henson: a
self-standing flag pole with flag ($400) and a flag anchored to the building
with a bracket ($200). Larry faxed the information to Brian and he agreed to
pay 1/2 of the cost of option #2, up to $100. The Social Club will pay the
other half. Bill Furgason will donate the labor and work with Larry Henson
to determine placement of the flag, etc. The flag itself is also being
donated. Don Newman suggested that a painted flag pole should not be
purchased, due to high maintenance. A motion was offered, seconded and
passed, to proceed with the purchase and installation of the flag.

NEW BUSINESS

It was determined that the monthly "Birthday Celebration" for all residents
will be held at the clubhouse on the 3rd Sunday of each month at 2pm. This
information will regularly be placed on the monthly activities calendar by
Bill Holt.

Elaine Adkins, Editor of the LVH newsletter, asked if residents who are not
currently living in the park, and want the newsletter mailed to them each
month, are responsible for paying their own postage or if the Social Club
was responsible for postage. It was determined after discussion by those
present, that the person requesting the newsletter should be responsible for
providing a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the editor for each
newsletter they wish mailed to them.

Elaine requested that if possible, all articles for the newsletter be
emailed to her at ceadkins@charter.net.

Ingrid Muhlstein made it known that she is interested in hitching a ride to
go shopping with anyone going up to Beaverton for the day. It was suggested
that this information be placed in the next newsletter.

Donna Talarski reiterated that Bette Owens and Kathy Furgason would try to
put together some day trips for residents in the spring and summer.

Discussion ensued about the great success of the Adopt A Family program at
Christmas time, undertaken by residents of LVH.

Chairman Donna advised that a person is needed to chair a Decorating
Committee for the clubhouse. A notice will be placed in the next newsletter.

Kathy Furgason showed a sample of what information was given to new
residents at LVH, by the Welcoming Committee. She also announced that after
a year's service, the Rose's and the Furgason's would be stepping down from
the committee and Jack & Ginny Scherer would be taking over that
responsibility as of January 20th.

Kathy Furgason asked for discussion about the Social Club purchasing an
artificial Christmas tree for the clubhouse, due to the cost and maintenance
each year of a live tree. Pros and cons were discussed and then Bill Hanus
suggested that we table the discussion until later in the year.

Donna Davi presented a motion that two new microwaves be purchased for the
clubhouse as the current ones do not meet the needs of our kitchen when we
have large functions. Jacky Thomas had reported to Donna Talarski that she
and Ron priced good, 1000-1200 watt microwaves for under $100. Jackie Memoli
offered to pay for one of the microwaves (up to $100). The motion was
seconded and passed, that the Social Club would purchase the second
microwave for the kitchen, not to exceed $100.

Betty Hanus offered a report on the state of finances for the Social Club.

The February Social Club meeting will be held on Monday, Feb. 16th at 4pm.

The meeting was adjourned at 5:00pm.

Minutes submitted by Kathy Furgason
for Nancy Lee Moore

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BIRTHDAY SOCIAL


Sunday, the 18th of January we had a get together to help celebrate those who have birthdays in January and about 20 people showed up to enjoy cake and ice cream, also a lot visiting. Those who have birthdays this month that were able to attend were Ruth Watkins, Marilyn Kalar, Betty Hanus and Frida Burke. Would like to thank those who put this together and it's always fun to have these get together at the wonderful club house we have here on the hill. Picture were taken and you can see them by clicking on OUR PICTURES on the Longview Hills web site.

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SOCIAL CLUB MEETING TODAY

REMINDER!!!!!!
SOCIAL CLUB MEETING MONDAY JANUARY 19, 2004 AT 4:00PM. LOTS OF THINGS ON THE AGENDA TO VOTE ON. ALL RESIDENTS ARE WELCOME AND ENCOURAGED TO ATTEND.

Donna Talarski

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Where’s Grandma and Grandpa Thomas?




_{The picture and story below are by my son Rob Thomas and the picture below is of my grandson Ryan (yes, all our names start with an "R").... ron thomas}


Daddy says that Grandma and Grandpa Thomas can’t come down to our house for Christmas this year. Daddy says there were lots of ‘scuses, but they send their love and maybe they’ll make it down next year.

I told Daddy that maybe Santa could stop by and pick them up and drop them off at our house. Daddy said that Grandma Thomas doesn’t like to fly, and especially in that small sleigh that he toodles around in. Grandma says that it’s a wonder that Santa hasn’t had an accident, especially with all the bad weather on Christmas Eve. Grandma says Santa must have a death wish. I think Grandma is silly.

Well, maybe Grandma and Grandpa could ride the train? I’ve been checking the train, but no sign of them yet! I’ll keep watching!



Oh well, I know that Grandma and Grandpa Thomas love me and would have joined us for Christmas this year if they could have. But maybe their friends at Longview Hills could give them a little nudge during their celebrations to make sure that they come down next year! Ah, maybe that’s a little mean spirited. So what!? I’m two! Mean spirited is my middle name!

Love you and miss you Grandma and Grandpa,
Ryan

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A Big Thank You!!!!!



Thanks to all who organized, gathered tree branches, brought cookies, wine, soda etc. and instructed the floral class yesterday. It was wonderful. We all had a good time and learned how to arrange a Christmas centerpiece. I was truly amazed to see what transpired after only a few minutes of advise from the experts ( Jackie Thomas and Sue Wilson).

Hopefully we can do this again for other holidays and if you missed this one you will want to be sure and sign up for the next time around.

Thanks again !

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NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH PATROL SIGNS DONATION

Carole Barkhurst, manager of the Depoe Bay Chamber of Commerce, has assisted us in getting signs for our cars when we are out on patrol. She contacted R & R Signs in Depoe Bay and they donated the vinyl signs to affix to our cars.

A special thanks to all of our neighbors who have volunteered their time to patrol our neighborhood during the Thanksgiving Holiday.

Charlene Shimek

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SID ADKINS
Great News...Sid and Elaine made it back home yesterday afternoon. Sid is doing well and is taking it easy doing this recovery time. Welcome back home to the Adkins and that all came out well.

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The following was sent to us today by Ron Thomas in California. He's given me permission to put it on the website. Thought you all might enjoy it!

Kathy

Trip was not good. We stayed in motel 6 because they take cats. You can't
let Lori's psycho cat out of the cage because she is uncatchable. Completely
wild and viscious. So Lori lets her out because she feels sorry for her. 1
hour to recatch the SOB everyone got scratched. Cat litter gets tipped over
in the process.. Big mess. Room is all tore up because i had to pull up
mattresses and boxsprings and couldn't get it back together right. The beds
were as hard as a rock and the room was hot. If you open the curtains to let
air in it was light as day outside. Next day her cat meows all the way to
San Francisco. I get here and unload the van then park it... side swiped it
on the building in the process. The little red truck won't start then I find
the clutch must be depressed all the way to the floor... scratch the call to
the Auto Club. I open the hood to check the battery before I call them and
the guy that put it in last time we were here left clamps just hanging on
the battery. Finally start the little red truck. Massive valve clatter...
Back it into the street and park it so lori can park her car. Back to the
truck ..check oil level... No oil... no leak.. Just had oil change before
comming to our house. No burning. No oil in the water. Conclusion they
forgot to put oil in it. Go shopping at store less than a mile away twenty
minutes to get there. They want to charge me $20 more for groceries because
I don't have an Albertson's card. get card.  Are we having fun now? I built
cupboards and expanded a closet today more to do on it tommorow. Then need
to build a whole set of cupboards for one wall ... May never see Oregon
again. If I die you can have my x-10 modules.

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Women over 50!!!!


To all my over 50 friends - enjoy! and to those not
yet there - here is glimpse of your future...


Andy Rooney says.... "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
An over-50 woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If an over 50 woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.

An over 50 woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom. Few women
past the age of 50 give a darn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

An over 50 woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she wants in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover.

Over 50 women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Over 50 women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

An over 50 woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. A woman over 50 woman
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an over 50 woman. They always know.

An over 50 woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Over 50 women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise over 50 women for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize...

Andy Rooney

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Testing to get Kathy signed on writing colors and all this stuff

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SOCIAL CLUB MEETING TODAY AT 4:00 PM. EVERYONE WELCOME.

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NO NURSING HOME FOR ME!



With the average cost for a nursing home reaching $188 per day, there is a better way, when get old and feeble.

I have ascertained that I can get a nice room at the Holiday Inn for around $65 ... that leaves $123 a day for beer, food (room service), laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. They have a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge, washer, dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors and all have free shampoo and soap!

Super 8 is somewhat more economical and they have a free breakfast, though you usually have to walk next door for lunch and dinner. (There may be a bit of a wait to get that first floor room, but that's OK. It takes months to get into decent nursing homes!)

There is the Senior Bus, the Handicap bus (if you fake a decent limp), a Church bus or van, cabs, and even a regular bus. For a change of lunch take the Airport Bus and eat at one of the fast food cafes there. The Inn has security, and if someone sees you drop over, they will call an ambulance. And should you break a hip ... the American way is to sue. What more can you ask for?

As a bonus, they all have AARP and other Senior discounts!

So ... When I reach the Golden Age
Please help me keep my grin,
Just check my old, rickety ass
Into the nearest Holiday Inn!

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DRIVERS

Women Drivers ! !

While driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away
for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, soaked my trousers, ruined the phone and
disconnected the important call.

OH THOSE MEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!

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COMPUTER VIRUS

I received this email from a friend, don't know if it is a hoax or not, but thought I should post on the LVH web page in case it is true. Please see the following message.


In the next several weeks be VERY cautious about opening or launching any e-mails that refer to the World Trade Center or 9/11 in any way, regardless of who sent it. PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, "WTC" STANDS FOR THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. REALLY DANGEROUS BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL OPEN IT RIGHT AWAY, THINKING ITS A STORY RELATING TO 9/11!

BIGGGG TROUBLE !!!! DO NOT OPEN "WTC Survivor" It is a virus that
will erase your whole "C" drive. It will come to you in the form of an E-Mail from a familiar person. I repeat, a friend sent it to me,
but called and warned me before I opened it. He was not so lucky and now he can't even start his computer!

Forward this to everyone in your address book. I would rather receive this 25 times than not at all. So, if you receive an email called "WTC Survivor", do not open it. Delete it right away! This virus removes all dynamic link libraries (.dll files) from your computer.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE!

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This is a test to see if I am in the right place.

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THE SALE OF THE YEAR

Phew! That was quite a sale Saturday, and I can now walk into my storage area in the garage without climbing over and under things. Those things are now history, and my wallet a little better off. I'm trying to decide how to put the dollars back into the economy. Bet you didn't know how patriotic I am. Of course, there are always lunches out with the 'girls"; maybe put it towards a little sprucing up of my family room; can always thumb through my Lands' End catalog and find something I can't live without; definitely, a few bucks for a couple large bags of dog food for the Newport animal shelter; and nipper could use a couple new tennis balls since she managed to drop two of hers into a paint bucket as son, Ron, was painting......I think I'm broke already!

I stayed open until 3:45, and people still came in with their quarters and dollar bills. Cheap sale items. Nice, nice people, all of them. Friendly, talkative, and very polite. As you know it was cold and windy, and my patio sale became very popular. Do you sit and keep your ears open to some of the conversations going on? One that I overheard was so funny, well to me anyway. I had some really nice cotton bath towels bundled up into twos....two for $1.50. One man (may I say an elderly man?) wanted to buy a couple sets. His wife told him they didn't need any more towels. He insisted, she persisted and guess who won? Her last "NO" was very loud and final. One young family with small children looked everything over, and the father became very interested in a fishing pole for sale. The little boy of the family very firmly told his dad he didn't need anymore fishing poles!! Out of the mouths of children. Do you think he picked that up from his mother? Once again the pole is stored away.

Tomorrow begins another month of 2003. Fall is on the way and hopefully rain to follow. Oh yes, and the old reminder that someone always has to say, "Only four months until Christmas!"

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Pre - Sale Activities Tonight

Remember tonight at the LVH Club House at 5 PM is the pre - sale for all residents. Bring goodies, something to drink, if so inclined, and lists of what items are in your sale. We found out last year that if you make multiply copies of your list with your name and house number it is easier for everyone. That way you just pass out the papers and review. Last year we had several purchases prior to the Saturday sale.

Hope to see you at the club house today.

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SID IS HOME AT LAST
I just spoke with Elaine, she just got back from Portland with Sid. He will be recovery at home and has a ways to go yet to be back up on his feet. It's best not to drop in for a visit yet, until we get the word that he is taking visitors at home, he is very tired per Elaine. She and Sid thanks everyone for their prayers and keeping an eye on there home. I know we all wish and pray for Sid's full recovery. The Doctors were amazed how quickly he came around and feels he is just one strong hearted person.

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Early Morning Driver

Neighbor reported a car circling the block this morning at 4:15 Am It drove around the block 3 times on 55th and 54th streets. Some motion lights came on but I am not sure if the car stopped. As far as I know nothing was disturbed. We did verify it was not the paper man.

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UP DATE ON SID ATKINS
Good news, Sid is doing much better at this point. He has been moved from ICU to his own room and each day he seems to be inproving. He will be moved to the Rehab Center within OHSU soon for PT rehabilition, his stay there is unknow. If anyone would like to send a get well card to him, his address is:
Sid Atkins
OHSU
Floor 9-C, Room #53-1
3181 SW Sam Jackson Park Road
Portland, Oregon 97201

Elaine is home for this week and will be heading back to Portland on Saturday to be with Sid. Let's continue prayers for his speeding recovery.

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UPDATE ON SID ATKINS

Elaine called with update on Sid this evening, Sid has taken a turn for the worse and is heavily sedated because of seizure activities. He is still in ICU and is in guarded condition. Please include Sid and Elaine in your prayers.

Charles & Frida Burke

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Something to make your Laugh.

Friday Funnies – Medical Alert
Did you hear about the man that met a little girl wearing a medical alert bracelet? He asked the little girl what it was for.

She answered, " I am allergic to eggs and nuts."
He asked if she was allergic to cats.
She answered " I don't know-I don't eat cats."

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UPDATE ON SID ATKINS
Elaine called fro OHSU in Portland and reported that Sid had two surgeries since 1 AM this morning. Sid is in ICU and will be for a few more days. Dr.s say his priognosis is good. We will update you on his condition as we get more information from Elaine.

Frida & Charles Burke

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A BIG THANKS!!!!

Thank you all for your donation and pledges to the "Cancer Kickin Crusade" The Relay for Life lasted from 12:00 noon on Friday August 8th to 12 :00 Noon on Saturday August 9th. The GP team raised $8,500 through pledges, donations, bake sales and auctions at the mill.

The emotion that goes through one as you walk the first lap around the track and see the illuminaries with names of cancer victims as well as survivors is overwhelming.

It was a privilege to walk in the marathon and one I hope to repeat next year. Thanks again for your support.

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FOR SALE

2 NEW 24" bar stools, White Legs with Light Natural wood on the seat. Both $20.00

Pre 1940 wood rocker - needs refinish Very Sturdy Wood Slate Seat and Back. Make Offer

Boston Rocker with Forest Green Chair Pads Like New Condition. $35.00

Donna Talarski
265-5530

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FOR SALE

21 INCH DEWALT HEAVY DUTY VARIABLE SPEED SCROLL SAW. INCLUDES STAND AND LIGHT. ALMOST NEW CALL 265-6529

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Slim Pickins!

What a sorry lot we are here at LVH. Ron is gone and this web page is falling to the wayside. No new posting since Sunday? I can't believe none of us has nothing to say or that all is quite on the western front.

It's certainly not quite down in my section, a dozer moved in yesterday and he is moving dirt from morning til night. Windows or shaking, dogs are barking, and the dust is flying. Let's all pray the West Wind doesn't start before that hugh pile of dirt is buried or hauled away. If the winds pick up we will all have brown houses on 55th Street.

Okay folks, let's make Ron proud! Get your creative juices flowing and lets post some interesting articles on this page.

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CANCER KICKIN CRUSADE

Most of us have been touched by cancer, either through a family member or friend. Friday and Saturday August 8th and 9th is the Relay for Life at the Newport Highschool. I have the privilege of walking in this marathon on Saturday. Since I am walking with the Georgia Pacific Team all of the proceed we collect will be matched dollar for dollar by Georgia Pacific.

We have already held several bake sales at the mill along with auctions and pledges. If you would like to pledge any amount to this cause, either post your name and the amount you want to pledge as a comment to this article or call me at 961-1991. All the money raised will go to The American Cancer Society for research and support groups.

Thank you for your support: working together we have the opportunity to wipe out cancer in our lifetime.

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BLUEBERRY PICKING TIME IS HERE!!!

If you like Oregon Blueberries as much as I do, then Gibson's Farms is the place to go for Pick Your Own. They opened last Saturday and will pick Monday thru Saturday for as long as the season last. The price this years is 80 cent per lb and you need to bring your own buckets to take the berries home. They will have buckets for you to use to pick. For hours of operation call 444-2292 for a recorded message.

Directions are West on Highway 20 to Toledo (Dairy Queen) Left or North on 229. After you pass through Siletz Gibson's will be on your right. No big signs just blueberry bushes/trees and an opening in the fence. Pull into the field and find a place to park. You will find some girls with buckets and a scale on a flat bed trailer somewhere in the rows. This is your starting point they will direct you from there.

Take a group have some fun they don't charge you for all you eat as you pick. For a real adventure, after picking stay on 229 North it will bring you out on Hwy 101 just south of Lincoln City. A small but very scenic road along the Sieltz river, deep in the woods. The trip is slow going, so don't be in a hurry.

Trivia question: as you get closer to 101 see if you can name the movie this river appeared in: hint Henry Fonda and Paul Neuman were father and son.

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LVH Garage Sale

What is your opinion on charging a nominal fee, say $5.00 per household, to be included in the LVH Garage Sale? Since the Social Club covers all expenses, i.e advertising, balloons, maps etc, this would be a way to cover the cost and raise money for the Social Club.
If anyone thinks this is a good suggestion, it could be brought up at the next meeting. Lets hear your thoughts.

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boys will be boys


BOYS WILL BE BOYS

Today at 12:45 while driving through the gate we were met with a delightful sight. There on the grass just below Louise Vaughn's house were two young bucks. They were playfully romping and butting each other. When they heard us they stopped and must have decided we were ok so they went back to playing.

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YARD CREW PROJECT!!!!!

The LVH Yard Crew has another project and will be gathering Saturday July 19th at 10 AM. Thanks to the Wilsons, Paradis,Shimeks, Newmans and the Burkes for your help. Bring your shovels, hoes, diggers, weedeaters, buckets gloves and a good strong back. We also have another tentative crew set to work on Wednesday July 23rd if we don't finish on Saturday. I will notify all those I have called if the 23rd is still needed.

If you are thinking of volunteers, but haven't yet give me a call. It is fun, good exercise, helps you get to know your neighbors and leaves you with a feeling of accomplishment. We can find a job for everyone no matter what your limitations.

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FOR SALE..

TWO (2) White with natural wood seats 24 inch high bar stools>>>NEW, never used. $15.00 each or both for $25.00

Old Wood Rocker pre- 1930 ..very sturdy needs refinish.. $50.00

Larger Smoker BBQ Pit with 2 side redwood shelves on Wheels. Good Condition: $30.00



961-1991

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No new projects!!!!!


The "Curb Appeal Crew" is at a stand-still in finding new projects. No one has come forward with new nominations. We did investigate a few potential yards and either they did not fall under the criteria of
(Physical ability and financial need) or they did not want or services.

Don't be bashful, if you know of someone or YOU are in need please call me. If we loose the momentum of the workers you may find you are to little and to late for any positive results.

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FOR SALE



Two, two-drawer files, executive quality. New condition.
29" tall, 26 1/2" deep, 15" wide. Matching pair at
$25.00 each. Buy one or both.
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Computer desk with two file drawers and modem area.
53 1/2" long, 23" deep, 29" tall. Sturdy. $25.00

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Executive office chair. Excellent condition. Cost $100
Will sell for $40.00.

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Freestyle exerciser. $20.00

Prices firm - I hate to haggle!! Call 574-1052

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FOR SALE TREADMILL


GOOD CONDITION, FIXED INCLINE MONITORS SPEED, MILES, AND HEART BEAT. $75.00 PHONE 961-1991

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WANTED!!!!!!!!


Folks that will join a group of other LVH residents to help other LVH residents with their yard work. A group of us were kicking around the idea of helping others, sharing plants was the first idea, then we moved on to sharing labor.

What do you think of starting a group to do light yard work for residents that can't and don't have the money to hire a lawn person.? If enough of us get together with rakes, shovels and good strong backs we could complete the weeding, trimming and mulching in a Saturday morning. The home owner would still be responsible for any need supplies, i.e shrubs, mulch, grass seed etc. The yard crew would only offer their labor free to the homeowner. We could have a signup sheet at the club house for residents needing and wanting yard service and another for residents interested in offering their labor.

This would be a way to spruce up the park and share with others at the same time. Let's hear your ideas, questions and or comments.

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Thomas & Shimek snoop..

_{editor's note.... Dee Shimek was in the passenger seat shining his light down them there other crannies and nooks too!}

Last Saturday night one of our residents, Ron Thomas, was seen patroling the neighborhood late at night keeping us
safe. He was seen shinning his flash light down dark paths and in every nook and cranny that someone
could hide in. He also stopped in front of my house and shinned it in my dinning room window to say HI.
Thanks Ron for helping us to feel safer.

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Just when you thought it was safe reality hits......

Last night about 10:15pm as we were sitting watching tv
our backyard lights went on. I went to see what kind of animal set them off. Needless to say I didn't see anything.
A couple of minutes later our door bell rang. Jim went to answer the door and no one was at either door. I
called the police and that wasn't easy because I got a machine telling me what number to call. The number in the phone book is not correct.For your information the correct number is 265-4231. I hadn't called 911 because it was not life threatening.The number the recording gave me was for during the day so I called 911. They said the police were in the area looking for a suspicious character.They also gave me the above number to call to get the dispatch office. Once I got a hold of them the police were here very quickly. They searched all around and of course were not able to find anything. About 11 or 11:15 our lights went on in the back again and we called again, another police person came and she walked the trail behind our houses. Unfortunately both times turned up empty handed but, maybe an another burglary attempt was averted. I guess we have to still keep our eyes and ears open for neighborhood watch to work.

Jim and Bonnie Rose

_{editorial comment
by ron thomas .....
jim & bonnie have an X-10 movement detection system that covers the path behind their home and also gives an indication to them when they are in the living room that the lights in the backyard have been set off by movement. we should consider developing a rapid community response in case of things like this happening in the future. a cascading rapid phone call system to block captians and all residents would be a good thing. another idea would be to get several residents into the area with flashlights and cell phones.. making a lot of noise. This would be a good discussion at the Neighborhood Watch Meeting.}

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Been Tripping Lately???


No, I'm not talkiing about falling down. My idea of retirement was to travel and see the world. Then I settled for the Oregon Coast, because everything is a dim light compared to the Coast. I am not a true Oregonian but I got here as soon as I could. Though I am not retired I would like to take day trips to interesting places and see more of Oregon. How many of you are getting itchy feet to do some traveling now that Spring is springing? I don't know much about travel arrangements but I have spent a lifetime managing inventory for big business so I guess it is something I could learn: unless we have volunteers to take on this little project.

My friend BettyBop is an expert and she had some wonderful day trips when I first moved to LVH, but now she has her hands pretty full. Last Summer there were also some good trips to out of the way places. I would like to see that tradition carried forward and plan more group day trips to various sights. Who else would be interested? How about some ideas of places to go and things to see. Get those creative juices flowing and generate some ideas!

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Information on Emergency Lift Services:

_{submitted by dave & ruth martin}

There is no charge for assistance from the fire dept. We have never had to have an ambulance, so I do not know about that. But the fire dept assistance is paid by the taxpayers. We have nothing but the highest praise for this service. They are prompt,courteous and extremely quick. 911 is the way to get this help. If it is not an emergency, they will not come with flashing lights and sirens. Please feel free to refer people to us

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FOR SALE

APPLE MCINTOSH IMAC COMPUTER
0S/9 AND LATEST OS/X SOFTWARE
192 MB MEMORY
DVD/CD BUILT IN SPEAKERS
KEYBOARD AND MOUSE
LIKE NEW (3YEARS OLD) paid $1,645
Sell for $490.00 firm

call 265-6529

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Well I made it!


I followed the directions to the Nth degree and got to this spot. If I can do it then anyone who can read or write could post articles to this page. Hopefully, I will have something interesting to say in the future.

For Sale:
Black, large Smoker BBQ grill with cover, 2 redwood side shelves and covered ash pit. Good condition. asking $35.00 961-1991

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FROM DEER LANE


Bulletin Board Posters

A suggestion has been made by Larry, manager, that any person placing a bulletin or other information on one of the three bulletin boards to sign your name. He also requests that any information taped to the entrance door be limited. I suggest that all items be dated.

This is all a good idea; thanks for your cooperation. I try hard to keep the boards neat, orderly and up-to-date. Suggestions are always welcome.

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FROM DEER LANE

Gini and Steve Cline have sold their home, and they have moved to their apartment in Portland. Gini stopped by the first of the week while walking their dog, Treble, and brought me up-to-date concerning the florist shop she and her daughter, Toni Perry, own in the Old Sellwood area of Portland. I'm sure all wish her the best of luck.

After my visit with Gini, I decided my sister, Lois, who lives in Oceanside, California, deserved an Easter basket of flowers. Lois who is 12 years older than yours truly was the one of three sisters who helped me make May Day baskets for my friends in Culbertson, Nebraska. Long, long ago! Not knowing the florist shop address or phone number, I searched the web and located the web site which gave me all the information to order the flowers. They arrived the same day, and a neighbor of my sister sent me an email this morning that the basket is beautiful.

This long story is to relate to you the information about THE PURPLE IRIS FLORIST. The toll free number is 888/234-1070, and the e-mail address is:thepurpleiris@yahoo.com. She will be happy to hear from LVH residents, and stated that she will extend great service. Visit her web site at http://www.sellwoodletip.com/Florist.html for more information. To all....have a nice Easter day!

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FOR SALE

HP V 40 XI MULTI FUNCTION COLOR PRINTER
FAX...SCAN...COPY...PRINT

$60.00

call 265-6529

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GRETCHEN



I learned early in life, that when you're small, you have to compensate. If you don't, everyone will walk all over you! If you're timid and shy, everybody will try and take advantage of you. Being a runt, I speak from experience!

One day, as I lay by the fire, snuggled at my mistress's feet, I thought back to when my mama gave me a pep talk. It was shortly before I left mama's home for good. "Gretchen," she said, "Buck up, girl! No one's going to respect you if you cower in the corner or hide behind your mistress's skirts. What you need is ATTITUDE! You come from strong German stock. That's why you're so stubborn! It's just part of your nature!

I smiled to myself as I recalled mama's sweet words. From that day on, I held my head high and determined that I wouldn't take any guff from anybody. It was the best advice I ever received!

First, I had to properly train my human mistress. She was of the mistaken opinion that when I went to live with her, SHE was in charge of ME and I was to follow her orders without question! We struggled for a few weeks, but she finally came to understand that she was to be at MY beckon call, and not the reverse! Once she grasped that idea, things began to run more smoothly.

Whenever I took my mistress out for a stroll in the park we live in, she would become angry and shout at me to quit barking at everyone I saw. Some of these humans we encountered, were mean, old farts! She didn't realize that some of these same people, who were nice to me when she was around, made degrading comments to me, the minute she was out of earshot! I had no way of making her understand that I was cussing these bullies out in German!

This human has been good to me, and in her own strange way, I'm sure she really cares about me. I've never understood the weird baby talk she talks to me, but I've forgiven her, because I know deep down that she has a kind heart.

I still test her every now and then, by peeing on her carpet. It's the only way I can tell for SURE that she really still loves me! She used to get so upset when I'd do that, but now she just gets that sappy look on her face and tells me she knows I couldn't help it. (Yeah, right!) Just for good measure, once every six months or so, I also hack up my dinner onto the floor! It's just that I get bored and have to create a little excitement! She thinks I'm sick and gives me extra cuddles and goodies, so it's really good for both of us. (Maybe she wouldn't see it that way?)

My one complaint is, I HATE THURSDAY NIGHTS! My mistress, and the other human who lives in my house, both go to the clubhouse for some stupid "game night." I would absolutely LOVE to stay home alone. Then I'd have PARTY TIME! I could go in any room I wanted, lie on the beds, hide under the dresser, drag the garbage out of the trash can .... it would be FABULOUS! But nooooooo ..... they don't realize I'm a BIG girl and I can be left alone! Instead they drag me along in the car, where I have to sit for 2 or 3 hours! BORING! Sure they wrap me in warm blankets and bring me special treats, but ya know .... girls just wanna have fun!

Oh well, over all, life is good! Good food, a good bed, humans who usually mind me pretty well. All in all, what more could a girl want?

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Block Captains and Any Interested Persons


When you talk to your assigned houses please take the opportunity to mention the articles that Ron Thomas has been posting.
The fact that extra allertness during the coming Holiday is essential. Please do not be afraid to report anything that just doesn't
look right or feel right to you. We have a great bunch of residents here at LVH and together we can deter crime and become a
closer knit community. We have wonderful benefactors living among us, Ron Thomas together with his wife Jacky are a giving
caring couple that reach out to all and ask for nothing in return except that we also care about each other. If I can be of any help
please email me. Click here

Arlene Klish

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Welcome Committee Says....

Your "Welcome Committee" is still asking for help in locating any new residents moving into our park.
Please let the Furgason's or the Rose's know when this happens. We welcomed four last month into
our community.

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Cleda Tries Her Hand @ Writing How About You?

First, this is the second typing! I pushed the wrong key and whish it disappeared. My excuse is that I'm very new at this.
After breakfast this morning, and by the way it was delicious, I rushed home to try out three new things Ron put under the heading, Entertainment. Since then I have checked out "The Oregonian", "Statesman Journal", and MSN Free Games. The two newspapers are great, and I'm sure all will enjoy them. Also; when I was reading the "Statesman Journal", I scrolled to the bottom of the page and clicked on to "USA Today". Surprise! Following my brief reading of the newspapers, I tried the MSN Free Games. I lost two games of solitaire and plan to give the poker game a try. Thanks to Ron....the LVH web page only gets better. Maybe if I hint a little, he will also add the local "News Times". Thanks for reading this....you are so brave!!

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HOW TO MAKE YOUR HOME SAFE

Put up Beware of Dog signs (available at Fred Meyers for 99 cents.

Put a very large dog dish outside your back door.

If you are a woman alone put a pair of men's boots outside your door.

Put motion detector lights wherever appropriate such as your front porch, back deck, over the garage door and Breezeway door. If you have an enclosed breezeway you may wish to put a motion detector light outside your utility room door.

Put peephole hardware in your doors so that you can see who comes to your door. Available at Fred Meyer for $4.99.

Install window locks with thumbscrews. These are available at Fred Meyer for $2.49 for the vertical windows. For horizontal sliding windows you may consider cutting pieces of hardwood to put in the track to act as a stop.

If you have tall bushes outside your window cut them back as they provide a place for intruders to hide.

Put door jammer bars on all exterior doors. These are adjustable to fit any doorknob height. They are made of heavy-duty steel. Cost $24.95. An alternative is the installation of an extra dead-bolt assembly.

Use Super door alarm. They are motion sensitive. 125 decibels with and on-off switch. They use a 9volt battery. They cost $9.95

If you do have a monitored alarm system keep it on even when you are home. A monitored system has a monthly fee ranging from $21.95 to $29.95 depending on the service company. Initial hardware installation will cost up to $800. These systems cover burglary and fire. Remote portable keypads are usually included which allow you to open your garage door, turn on the lights, and turn the system on or off from your car. To offset these costs your insurance company will give you at least a 15% discount.

A non-monitored wireless system is available from Radio Shack for as little as $149.00. This includes coverage for front and back door and one motion detector within your house. Additional door contacts and motion detectors can be added.

Even if you do not have an alarm system you can get stickers that say you do. The internet site for free Ace Alarm stickers is reached by typing in Ace Alarm Window Decal and then Search.

Put lamps and radio on a timer and place these items in appropriate rooms when you are gone. Timers are available at Fred Meyer for under $10.00. They should operate both in the am and pm.

When you leave your car be sure to lock/hide your garage door opener control in the glove compartment. If your car is being serviced give only the valet key to the service department. The thief can obtain your door opening code very easily.

The striker plates for your deadbolt and doorknob lock are installed with only 1 inch long screws into a 5/8 inch thick piece of wood. This piece of wood is next to a 2 x 6 wall stud. The screws should be removed and replaced with 3 and 1/2 inch screws. These longer screws should also be used to reinforce the hinge side of the door. This upgrade is appropriate for all exterior doors.

Lock up your tools in a container in the garage so that the burglars have to bring their own.

Do not leave your ladder outside, lock it in the garage.

Do not store your valuables (cash or jewelry) in the master bedroom, bathroom or closet. These are the first places that thieves look. Thieves are generally only in the house for less than 10 minutes. Make it hard for them to find your valuables.

Take pictures of all of your significant valuables including electronic components. Keep sales receipt records. Etch your Drivers License Number on all big dollar items. Make an inventory of all valuables for insurance and recovery purposes.

Recheck your insurance policy to see that current homeowners coverage is sufficient to protect your inventory of valuables.

Charlene Shimek

ATTENTION: MOTOR HOME OWNERS

The Family Motor Coach Association (FMCA) will provide you with a free decal as part of their antitheft program. You can get this decal "FMCA Protected" by calling the national office (800-543-3622 and providing your membership number.

I am still trying to find some free decals for our homes but no luck as of today. If any of you have any ideas please let me know.

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HELP!!!!!

Your "Welcoming Committee" needs your help in locating any new residents of LVH.
If you know of anyone about to move into our area, or has moved in within the last
two months please contact either the Rose's or the Furgason's. We would appreciate
any help that anyone can give us in this area.
Email the Welcome Commitee here

Thank you Jim Rose

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THANKS EVERYONE...

Thank you to all the residents of LVH for all the concern they showed me. Your cards, calls, and thoughts
were greatly appreciated. I am well on the road to recovery and look forward to seeing all of you around
the park.

Jim Rose

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GETTING IN THE SWIM OF THINGS!

Since Devon and I moved here in 1992 we followed Joy Newman's lead and joined the water aerobics class at the Newport Swimming Pool. Margaret Stogsdill also participates in this class. Today Peg Rosica joined us and rumor has it that Pat Draper may soon attend. Class is from 8 o'clock until 9. It is a lot of fun and good exercise. Won't some more of you join us? Men are welcome too!

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Watch Out For Your Neighbors!!!!

We just came home to find a strange truck in our driveway, a ladder leaning the roof, and a strange man removing screens from the windows. We asked him who he was and what he was doing. He replied that he was doing what the lady asked him to do. I told him that I lived there and I had no idea who he was. As it turned out he was at 6025 NE Deer Lane and should have been at 6205 NE Deer Lane. He was there, he said, to wash windows. This may have been an innocent mistake but disturbing nethertheless.

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Help for a Neghbor

I am seeking help for one of our residents. Gladys Hull has a problem. Her back yard is showing signs of sinking into the canyon (sound familiar) and she wants to find out who to call (what kind of ground-slipping-into--the-canyon type person) to find answers before her house is affected. Her queries so far have fallen on deaf ears. Anyone out there know who she can get help from?

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Longview Hills is Decorated for the Season

Several Longview Hills residents have decorated their homes this holiday season with outside lights for all to enjoy. As soon as it gets dark, you will want to jump into your auto and drive around the park to view the beautiful lights and other decorations. Best holiday wishes to all
residents of LVH.

_{Welcome aboard Cleda. This is Cleda's first article on our page. She wrote it herself. When she felt like it. Where are the rest of you guys?}

Cleda