What to wear when your wife wants you to do something... as thought up by Wayne Hill.

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NewsGator Online: "'Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.'"

Farmed Fish Contaminated | TIME

Farmed Fish Contaminated | TIME: "(WASHINGTON) — Farmed fish have been fed meal spiked with the same chemical that has been linked to the pet food recall, but the contamination was probably too low to harm anyone who ate the fish, federal officials said Tuesday."

Cutting Edge Kitchen, Bath Products, Danny Lipford Spotlights Some That Caught His Eye At Huge Tradeshow - CBS News

Cutting Edge Kitchen, Bath Products, Danny Lipford Spotlights Some That Caught His Eye At Huge Tradeshow - CBS News: "Cutting Edge Kitchen, Bath Products
Danny Lipford Spotlights Some That Caught His Eye At Huge Tradeshow"

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NewsGator Online: "'You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.'"

Oregon Coast Town Now Officially 'Dungeness Crab Capital of the World'

Oregon Coast Town Now Officially 'Dungeness Crab Capital of the World': "Newport, Oregon) – With record numbers of commercial crabbing tonnage coming in, and some of the most opportunities for public crabbing on the entire Oregon coast, Newport is taking it up a notch by officially calling itself “Dungeness Crab Capital of the World.” The new phrase is a registered trademark for the town, and has a wide variety of marketing possibilities for tourism and commerce."

I'll be back soon.....so keep an eye out for my return with Senior Funnies........I hope folks out there want it back, let me know.......make your comments below by clicking on the word comment.

Thanks Charles

Here is the disaster aftermath from the Greensberg Tornado.
CLICK HERE

If we have a disaster here we need to be prepared....

Biker and his babe!!

From Lori Thomas ... Gas in Sunnyvale, CA








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New Clues on What Causes Migraines | TIME

New Clues on What Causes Migraines | TIME: "New Clues on What Causes Migraines"

Prepare for Freaky, Creepy Mole Crabs on Oregon Coast Beaches

Prepare for Freaky, Creepy Mole Crabs on Oregon Coast Beaches: "Oregon Coast) – It’s a beautiful day at the beach – in, say, Cannon Beach, Newport, one of those cool hidden spots south of Yachats, Oceanside or maybe the mystical Neskowin. It could be anywhere. You’re wading in the water, careful to watch the breakers for major sneaker waves, and you notice something odd washing past your feet continually."

Tattlers unite! Citizen sites share the shame - USATODAY.com

Tattlers unite! Citizen sites share the shame - USATODAY.com: "Tattlers unite! Citizen sites share the shame"

Huge star explodes in brightest supernova yet seen - New Zealand's source for World News on Stuff.co.nz

Huge star explodes in brightest supernova yet seen - New Zealand's source for World News on Stuff.co.nz: "WASHINGTON: A gargantuan explosion ripped apart a star perhaps 150 times more massive than our sun in a relatively nearby galaxy in the most powerful and brightest supernova ever observed, astronomers have said."













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The Register-Guard, Eugene, Oregon, USA

The Register-Guard, Eugene, Oregon, USA: "Seabirds' nesting habits show what it takes in rocky relationships
By Winston Ross
The Register-Guard
Published: Monday, May 7, 2007

NEWPORT - Have you ever wondered how in the heck a pelagic cormorant manages to build a nest of seaweed and grass on a vertical rock face on a rugged coast such as Oregon's - a nest that actually sticks around long enough to produce cute little cormorant chicks? Or what all that white stuff is on the black rocks to which they cling?

The answer to both questions could be found at the first 'Bonding With Birds' event, held over the weekend at the Yaquina Head Outstanding Natural Area.

Warning: It's a little gross."

Risk to Humans from Food Containing Melamine - FDA/UDSA finally issues official statement. Says low. - The Emergency Email & Wireless Network ........

Risk to Humans from Food Containing Melamine - FDA/UDSA finally issues official statement. Says low. - The Emergency Email & Wireless Network .......... www. EmergencyEmail.ORG ........ NewsEmergency.com: "Risk to Humans from Food Containing Melamine - FDA/UDSA finally issues official statement. Says low.
chick bio security and doctore.GIF


According to the FDA...

'There is very low risk to human health from consuming meat from hogs and chickens known to have been fed animal feed supplemented with pet food scraps that contained melamine and melamine-related compounds, according to an assessment conducted by scientists from five federal agencies."

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NewsGator Online: "
'A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.'"

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NewsGator Online: "Carl Sagan
5/6/2007 6:00:00 PM [rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day)]

'It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.'"

Oregon kid has spiders inside his ears - People

Oregon kid has spiders inside his ears - People: "Yes, it is a slow people news day so save your emails. However, I nearly spit up my coffee when I read this disgusting news story courtesy of the Oregon AP. A doctor found dead and alive spiders in a boy's ear, for real."

Some Folks Care So much about the Neighborhood Watch Radio Network and CERT...

Benefactors that want this community to be prepared for the worst have been continually supporting the CERT team with things that will do just that.

Those 2 stretchers that the fire department and ambulance services literally drool over came through benefactors of this community and they were not cheap, money wise nor effort wise. They live among you. Some are on the CERT team but many are not. Some folks have donated radios so CERT communications can have spares to help through the long haul.

There have been inventions made for us to safely bring your animals to shelter. Bandages were made from donated sheets. We have two large nice First Aid Kits that we will put into service this week. One donor gave us access to a portable generator and supplied us with a CB radio. (CB works on different frequencies than our FRS radios and gives us more depth in communications)

The team itself has got itself certified by the Red Cross for first aid, CPR and AED (Automatic Electrical Defibulator), attended Rescue events at other cities and at Samaritan Hospital. They have developed plans and staged practice rescues here in the park and have been involved in a wind power outage in the park where they invented the idea of a park wide emergency radio system, and combined it with Neighborhood Watch. They were able to help a distressed neighbor that became disorientated and could only find his FRS radio.They have tied this park to Lincoln County Emergency Services and established a helicopter Landing Zone with the owner of our local golf course. Some members have gone to Incident Command School learning how to direct disaster operations. Recently 2 members became HAM radio operators after studying for 14 weeks and other will test this Saturday.

There is more .. at our breakfast some folks put $8.10 in our Kitty that we left standing on a table and last night at the Cinco de Mayo pot luck we received donations of $23 more in our jar.

Now, we have another generous gift. We were given 4 superior radios with rechargeable batteries and 4 battery chargers. We told you about them last month and thought we would give them to those that could not afford a radio. Turns out no one took us up on that. So now we are looking to give them to any block captain that will keep them turned on as long as they can and tuned to CH6 FRS in the park. Naturally if that should not be possible for some reason CERT would like the radios back.

If you would use one of these radios contact Marlene Crites, Rod McCready, Ruthanne Carson, or Jacky Memoli (they are your Neighborhood Watch Coordinators) and we will get them out to you ASAP.

The Register-Guard, Eugene, Oregon, USA

The Register-Guard, Eugene, Oregon, USA: "HECETA BEACH - California. Idaho. North Carolina. Oklahoma. Utah.

And, of course, Oregon.


Motorists from across the nation, and across the state, have for decades been pulling off U.S. Highway 101 and into the small parking lot at Sea Lion Caves, about 11 miles north of Florence"

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NewsGator Online: "Tommy Smothers
5/5/2007 6:00:00 PM [rss@quotationspage.com (Quotes of the Day)]

'Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!'"