Quotes From Will Rogers

''QUOTES FROM WILL ROGERS''

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Everybody is ignorant. Only on different subjects.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!