email from Ruthanne Carson...
>>>An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They
were
>>>>standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave
came up
>>>>and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and
couldn't
>>>>find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the
promise
>>>>that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three
weeks
>>>>went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read:
"Sir,
>>>>sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the
ocean.
>>>>We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her
>>>>butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please
advise."
>>>>The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
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