Friday, September 22, 2006

The Note on the Door @ the Clubhouse...

A strange man in his shorts in the house while you sleep? Good Golly Miss Molly!!

I just was flabbergasted that this happened here. The only advice I can give is lock your doors. Single ladies, you might keep your spare car door opener remote by your bed. You can hit the emergency button on it and it will set off your car's horn alarm with a continuous honk, honk, honk.

Block Captians and residents alike should treat such an alarm as a call for help instead of the tendency to think someone has hit the wrong button on the opener. Block Captians you might visit your folks and show them how to do this especially the ones who don't have computers or are single living alone. (Standby for a rash of honking horns)

By treating a honking horn as an emergency signal we will get a few false alarms just as with the red lights but we will gain a fine alert system that can't be missed. As of now I will treat a repetitive honking horn at LVH as a call for help won't you join me?

RT

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