Subject: The Aging Cat In The Hat
> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. sent in by Blaine Kalar
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> The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
> born in 1987 . They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
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> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
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> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
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> < face="Arial Black">They have always had an answering machine.
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> They have always had cable.
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> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
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> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
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> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws!
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> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
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> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?" or "I'd walk a mile for a
> Camel," or "de plane Boss, de plane."
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> McDonald's didn't come in styrofoam containers.
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> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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> Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Pass this on to the other old fogies on
> your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.
>
> Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate!
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