Saturday, July 15, 2006

A MAGICIAN AND AN ANNOYING PARROT…

A magician was working on a cruise ship. Since the audience was always different, he repeated the same tricks. The captain's parrot saw the show every week. The bird soon learned how the tricks worked. In the middle of the show, it would shout out the secrets to the magician's tricks.

One day, the ship ran into bad weather and sank. The magician and the bird ended up together on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean. After three days, the parrot said, "I give up. Where did you hide the boat?"

It made me laugh! See you on the show!

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