Sunday, April 27, 2008

"Over 60" Perspective

"Over 60" Perspective: "My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement or shed; when you are done you will have a place to live.

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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60 year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant."

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