Thursday, April 14, 2005


Shuffle Board Anyone?
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Yesterday the Rose's and Thomas' had a bitter battle to the finish for the champion title of LVH shuffle board champs. This unbiased reporter would like to say that he has never seen such underhanded cheating and that the Thomas' were robbed.

Nevertheless, the cue sticks and 8 pucks were recently found during the spring cleaning of the storage facility. You will find them there should you decide to have a game but my advice is to stay away from them Rose's if you know what's good fer ya.

Larry Henson, our park manager, related a story and wants one rule to be observed about playing the game in the clubhouse. The story was that a few years ago folks wanted to get really serious about the way the game was played and decided to sprinkle that wax like you put on the floor for dancing to make the pucks slide better. Sometime later a resident walked onto the floor with that slickedy do wax on it and fell.Larry doesn't want that to happen again and asks that we not put wax on the floor.

The Rose's had no problem whatsoever waxing the Thomas',,without wax.

PS:
In a below article we asked for a volunteer to put casters on the ping pong table ... Now you know why...

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